A LITTLE PSA ON THE MEANING OF "URBAN LEGEND"
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
I’D TRADE “BOYFRIEND” FOR “MORE MONEY”
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE.
SASSY adjective \ˈsa-sē\
: having or showing a rude lack of respect
: very stylish
all in a nice little package
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
can you imagine peter capaldi’s first day of filming though
"okay that’s great see you tomorrow"